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SHARKDOG

A golden retriever puppy in a crocheted shark costume, rising from the ocean at sunset

Half shark. Half dog. Zero utility. He cannot bite you — the costume is crochet.

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the origin · surfaced from tiktok

“It's apart of the personality now”

His name is Remy. One day his human put him in a crocheted shark suit and posted it. The comments named him within twenty-one minutes, and the creator made it canon on the spot — typo preserved, as all sacred texts must be.

This is a documented event. We have the receipts, recovered from the platform and entered into the record below.

EXHIBIT 0 — THE TAPE
"Land shark mode activated." Primary footage, unedited.
EXHIBIT A TikTok comment: 'i put a shark outfit on him' with a photo of Remy in the crocheted shark suit; the creator replies 'WAIT I need to buy him one of these ASAP'
The suit is applied. Patient zero, 15 minutes in.
EXHIBIT B TikTok comment reading 'sharkdog'; the creator replies 'It's apart of the personality now'
The naming. Creator confirms: canon.

the lore

He fell off a boat in a costume he cannot remove

That's where the facts end and the legend begins. Somewhere in open water there is now a puppy in a hand-crocheted shark suit, and the sharks have accepted him. He has accepted the sharks. Nobody involved understands what a token is, and frankly it shows.

SHARKDOG makes no promises, solves no problems, and disrupts nothing. It is a picture of a very good boy in a very silly suit, on the blockchain, forever. That's the whole thing. You're all caught up.

The shark dog swimming confidently among a school of actual sharks
Fig. 1 — the pack has accepted him. Colorized, 2026.

the numbers

Tokenomics, if you insist

Total supply 1,000,000,000 One for every fish he has failed to catch.
Tax 0 / 0 He is a dog. He has no use for your money.
Liquidity Burned via pump.fun bonding curve Thrown into the ocean, where he lives.
Utility None We checked twice.
Roadmap Swim Phase 2: continue swimming.

joining the pack

How to acquire one (1) shark dog

Get a Solana wallet

Phantom, Solflare, whichever. The dog does not have a preference. The dog cannot operate a wallet.

Load it with SOL

Only what you can afford to feed to a fictional shark. This page is a joke; the volatility is not.

Swap on pump.fun

Paste the contract address from the top of this page. Verify it character by character — the ocean is full of impostors and none of them are wearing the real crochet.